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یکشنبه 5 اردیبهشت 1389 04:52 ب.ظ

نویسنده : پارسا قابوسی

Airplane Disaster

Skit

Action

Two Scouts are sitting on chairs, one pretending to be an airplane pilot, and the other is the copilot.

Pilot: "The plane is a little too heavy - we can't land!"

Co-Pilot: "I'll throw this apple out" (Throws an apple out an imaginary window)

Pilot: "We're still too heavy to land!"

Co-Pilot: "I'll chuck this Banana out" (Throws a banana out)

Pilot: We're still too heavy, throw something else out!"

Co-Pilot: Pretends to throw something out and says "Done."

Pilot: "What did you throw out that time?"

Co-Pilot: "A Grenade"

Pilot: "I don't think you should have done that. Oh, well, atleast we can land now."

Pilot and Co-Pilot land the plane and start walking away.

They pass Scout 1, who is holding his head and an apple.

Pilot: "What happened to you?"

Scout 1: "I was walking along and this apple fell out of the sky and hit me in the head!"

They pass Scout 2, who is holding his head and a banana.

Pilot: "What happened to you?"

Scout 2: "I was walking along and this banana fell out of the sky and hit me in the head!"

They pass Scout 3, who is laughing.

Pilot: "What happened to you?"

Scout 3: "I farted and the outhouse actually BLEW UP!"




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